Science

Recent discoveries:

1. Bleach is a toxic substance with many household uses.
2. Gloves area household substance with many anti-toxic uses.
3. Printer ink cartridges are located in the back aisle of Media Markt, near the cords.
4. Imitation brands are always cheaper than the real thing.
5. Printer ink refill kits cost much less than printer ink cartridges.
6. Stupidity is in the hands of the fumbler.
7. Directions printed simultaneously in 15 different languages are not to be trusted.
8. The Internet is full of ideas but few solutions.
9. Died finger tips give one a sexy, deranged writer air.
10. Soap, vinegar, windex, and paint thinner will not remove printer ink from one's hands.
11. Bleach will get anything off one's hands except the smell of bleach, which will linger for days and give the taste of swimming pool to anything one eats.